Trump's crypto venture fizzles as Bitcoin plummets post-inauguration. Amidst executive orders pulling out of climate deals and WHO, Trump seems more focused on reality TV-style drama than pressing global issues.

In an era where trends emerge faster than a TikTok dance, it seems utterly fitting that Donald Trump would step into his second presidential season by launching a cryptocurrency. Following the debut of his own meme coin, "" you can almost hear Melania smirking from behind her designer shades, wondering if this is the new way to boost their vacation fund. It's as if the former president turned the Oval Office into a crypto casino, equipped with all the glitz and glam of Hollywood while the serious issues of the world were casually kicked to the curb. Bitcoin's slip post-inauguration—down over 20%—could be seen as cosmic karma for all those "" around Trump's entrance. Guess investors took a hard look at their wallets and realized they might want to buy some stocks instead of tokens next time. But good ol' Donald wasn't done making headlines after a wild inauguration day filled with awkward air kisses and executive orders that would make your head spin. While he was busy offering pardons to Capitol rioters faster than you can say "" he also bended the ear of all things environmental, signaling a full retreat from international climate efforts like a high schooler skipping gym class. He's just signed up for withdrawing the U.S. from the World Health Organization and the Paris Agreement, presumably citing a newfound belief in self-improvement through isolation. Meanwhile, the European Union braced itself, shoulders back and ready to do business with the world, all while hoping to dodge the incoming chaos of Trump 2.0. And let's not forget the equally chaotic backdrop of the geopolitical landscape! Leaders across the globe are already strategizing ways to navigate through another iteration of America under Trump's colorful rule. A world divided; one side embracing an energy agenda that reeks of fossil fuels while the other side desperately pleads for a smidgeon of sanity as wildfires rage on. With all eyes now on Trump's next moves, the only certainty remains the pervasive feeling that we're living in a bizarre episode of a reality show where the stakes are higher than just ratings—they're existential. So grab your popcorn, folks, because the show has only just begun!