Trump's Greenland offer continues to backfire, as Danish PM Mette Frederiksen reiterates it's "" Meanwhile, tariffs threaten Canadian exports, and crypto markets buzz before his inauguration, leaving everyone wondering what chaos awaits.

In a recent call with Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, Donald Trump found himself on the receiving end of a polite but firm "" regarding his infamous suggestion to buy Greenland. It seems that the prime minister took her country's sovereignty as more than just a real estate listing, echoing the statements from the Greenlandic PM that the land was quite literally "" Perhaps, much to Trump's dismay, it turns out that not every territory is up for grabs at the right price—who knew? In what could be seen as a missed opportunity for an ultra-exclusive Arctic resort owned by Trump Inc., the prime minister's response must have felt like a cold breeze from the north, as if reminding Trump that even the Danes aren't willing to play an economic game of Monopoly with him. Meanwhile, as the world holds its breath for the onset of a Trump presidency and the associated chaos, the U.S. market waits for potential calamities or, dare they dream, blessings in disguise. The whispering winds of tariffs are rustling through trade corridors, especially as Canada looks poised to retaliate against any adverse trade measures introduced by the president-elect. Can you imagine Canada, the ever-polite neighbor, suddenly deciding to start charging us for their maple syrup and hockey pucks? That would truly be a curious turn of events in our North American soap opera, with Trump playing the role of the overzealous landlord insisting on late fees for overdue rent. As Trump twiddles his thumbs awaiting the gold-plated inauguration and crypto enthusiasts rally around the prospect of small-cap coins soaring to dizzying heights, one can't help but chuckle at this unfolding drama. With TikTok potentially on the chopping block, who else but Trump might find a loophole to claw back some digital limelight? Perhaps he could even launch "" where followers can relish his musings on policy and personal anecdotes—in 15-second clips, of course. One has to wonder if anyone will be dancing to such tunes, or if the only ones left to watch will be the same group chuckling in disbelief at the absurdities of it all.