Trump's presidency sparks inflation worries at the Fed. Canadian leaders find Trump's statehood joke unamusing. Meanwhile, Iran prepares for conflict, and Panama asserts control over its canal amid Trump's territorial ambitions.

The world is holding its breath as President-elect Donald Trump, the maestro of mischief and mayhem, prepares to take center stage. The Federal Reserve, bless their hearts, seems to be hyperventilating over the potential inflation fallout from Trump's policies, a delightful encore to his already colorful tenure. Meanwhile, up north, Canada is scratching its head as Trump's lighthearted suggestion to make them the 51st state has gone from chuckle-worthy to downright concerning. Canada's finance minister made it clear: their sovereignty isn't a punchline in Trump's stand-up routine but a serious matter that deserves some respect. And speaking of serious, prepare your popcorn for the geopolitical circus that's about to unfold! Weeks before his inauguration, Trump is stirring the pot with Iranian military drills, clearly eager for a warm welcome—or maybe just a show of bravado. Over in Europe, Germany and France are looking at Trump's Greenland ambitions with a mix of disbelief and dread, trying to figure out if they'd prefer annexation or complete absurdity. Meanwhile, Panama is flexing its muscles, insisting that the canal remains under its control despite Trump's vague military threats. Let's face it; with all these antics, one might wonder if Trump believes he's auditioning for "America's Next Top Dictator." To top it all off, while Trump is busy plotting global takeover schemes, Joe Biden casually asserts that he could have easily taken Trump down in a fair fight. A cheeky statement, given that political battles are rarely fought hand-to-hand but rather through Twitter wars and endless soundbites. The world is reportedly considering renaming itself "Mexican America" after Mexico's president quipped about Trump's Gulf of America ambitions. Yes, friends, when you thought politics couldn't get any crazier, here comes the Trump express, barreling ahead like it's all one big dark comedy that we can't help but binge-watch, even though every episode leaves us collectively cringing.