Trump's whimsical obsession with Greenland and military budgets leaves a chaotic legacy for Biden. Will the next admin fare better in this circus? Who knows!

Once upon a time in the political circus of America, Donald Trump, a man whose ideas about foreign policy were as stable as a tightrope walker on a unicycle, found himself fixated on something unexpected: Greenland. Yes, the vast Arctic island with its "" for resource extraction became the object of his affection. One can't help but wonder if Trump thought he could just buy Greenland like purchasing a cheap hotel, imagining negotiations that include throwing in a few golf courses and a Trump-branded chain of igloos. Who knew that geopolitical strategy in the age of Trump would revolve around real estate ambitions and a penchant for over-the-top branding? Meanwhile, President Biden, who inherited this elaborate mess, recently declared he is "" How wonderfully optimistic! Perhaps he believes if he squints hard enough at Trump's chaotic policies, they might transform into a solid strategy. Yet those green and pleasant lands of promises are overshadowed by the reality of European defense chiefs sighing heavily at Trump's military spending targets. Apparently, trying to meet a 5% GDP defense budget isn't as easy as ordering a large soda at your local fast-food joint. It's almost charming, in a bizarre sort of way, how the world now finds itself navigating the aftermath of Trump's whims, armed only with dark humor and the ability to raise eyebrows. As we delve deeper into this carnival of absurdities, we find Special Counsel Jack Smith making headlines by claiming Trump would have been convicted of election interference if he hadn't been elected. A real plot twist – the guy who continually claimed "" might just be living proof that winning the lottery doesn't automatically make you a role model. So as debates rage on about government funding, Greenland, and the Trump legacy, one thing remains abundantly clear: in the farcical theater of American politics, every act is worth a laugh… or a resigned sigh.